Several PT workers, like Secretary, personal assistant

I need several different talented, qualified an/or skilled PT workers immediately for various possibly overlapping duties including: Secretarial functions, and many related duties, including administrative, filing and legal, etc; running errands, organizing, cleaning, purchasing supplies; Managing, DOING & coordinating written internet communications, including advertising and selling items on Social media and/or dating sites; EBAY SELLING experience, interest or proven competency with selling MANY types of MY items for FULL or % commissions ON sales of low to VERY HIGH VALUE items; Miscellaneous health care-giving functions to older, energetic man; Possible Hollywood extras, for video and/or still proofs; and many other woodworking, gilding and or masonry-type duties available, ETC. Please inquire initially by email for more details, then I will follow-up by voice phone, if warranted. You need GOOD reliable transportation to Cutten needed, mostly in the evenings or later. Please provide your REAL email address, VOICE phone #, resume if available (or synopsis thereof) and one or more photos depicting age, health, moods and strength.